10 funky, funny, and sweet Valentine’s Day cards on Etsy this year

In no particular order.

Yeah, so, apparently there’s a lot of NSFW cards on Etsy. I’ll skip them for this post, but hey, just do a search for “Valentine’s cards” and you’ll find them. Also, Valentine’s Day cards involving fart jokes are a thing.

Here are my favorite absolutely Safe For Work, fart-free cards to pick up for your special one in time for Valentine’s Day.


From the Etsy shop: Wonderflies

This is just too cute – and the shop has plenty more with different animals if turtles aren’t your thing. But how can turtles not be your thing??

Turtle Card, Turtle Anniversary Card, Cute Anniversary Card, Turtle Lover card, Tortoise Greeting Card, Valentine Card for Her, Card for Him

“Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned”

From the Etsy shop: CoulsonMacleod

This made me laugh out loud… which is admittedly not hard to do – I like laughing a lot. This is not the only card with this saying on it, but I like the simplicity of the text design and the distressed red font.

Funny Love Card; Personalised Love Card; Valentine Card; Card For Girlfriend; Love Card; Funny Anniversary Card; Boyfriend Card

Cards made out of real wood!

From the Etsy shop: CardsWooden

Wow, all the cards in this shop are gorgeous, and there are plenty of Valentine’s styles to choose from. They are a little pricey, but hey – they’re made of actual wood! Completely worth the price.

Valentines Day Card, Valentine Card Him, Valentine Card Her, Valentine Day Gifts, Valentine Gift Him, Valentine Gift Her, Love Wood Cards

“Our bond can’t be broken”

From the Etsy shop apaperaffaire

Here’s a card for us nerds. My love of all things science attracted me immediately to this card. Plus – that color scheme is a favorite of mine, and one I use a lot in my own work.

Chemistry Valentine Card, Anniversary Card for Him, Geeky I Love You Card, Geek Card, Science Beaker, Card for Boyfriend

“Have A Damn Fine Valentine’s Day”

From the Etsy shop: SmudgeAndSplash

As a child of the 80s this is definitely the card for me. I remember when Twin Peaks first came out; my mom and I would be glued to the television each week, ready to have our minds blown. David Lynch does not disappoint. Alas, this card would be meaningless to my husband, but I’d sure be happy to receive it!

Twin Peaks Card | Twin Peaks Valentine Card | Damn Fine Valentine’s Day | Twin Peaks

Love Cats

You’ll find hundreds of cat themed cards on Etsy, but I like the understated nature of this one. The art is simple and adorable without being cutesy.

From the Etsy shop: PurposeandWorthetc

Love Cats cards for Valentines Day, wedding, anniversary, engagement, cat valentines card, two cats card, matching wrapping papers

Star Wars Puns

From the Etsy store MyLittleStarStore
I don’t think I’ll be able to pass these up for my son’s Valentine’s Day Cards for his classroom this year. Plus they are downloadable, meaning I can procrastinate!

“You light up my life”

From the Etsy shop LeinevaarIllustrator

I love finding talented illustrators and artists on Etsy. This artist specializes in beautiful pen and ink illustrations and this card is no exception. Check out all her stuff.

“On a scale of 1 to 10”

From the Etsy shop LowriCHmorgan

Did you binge watch both seasons of Stranger Things like I did? This card is the best, but I do admit I think it would have more impact if it didn’t have “You’re an eleven” at the bottom – just the picture is a good enough punch line.

3D Paper Cut Pop Up Flower

From the Etsy shop stoykasart
These little pop up paper cut art cards are everywhere these days, but I found this one particularly beautiful, and the origami style folding is clever.

Author: divafern

My passions include art and illustration, surface pattern design, critical thinking, science, the pursuit of truth, cute animals, and true crime.

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