In the Art Prints area of Etsy, it can sometimes be difficult to find prints that were actually created by the shop owner, which is why I was so delighted to find FlatOwl’s gorgeous Print shop full of modern abstract geometric minimalist prints created by the mysterious FlatOwl. Who is she?
Rich, subdued colors, textured geometrics; she’s everything I aspire to be. I’m not going to say anything more, just scroll through some eye candy from here on out.
Okay, I lied. I’m going to pop in here and say something. The other thing that has me crushing on FlatOwl is the fact that she sports a variety of styles. Carry on…
Yeah, so, apparently there’s a lot of NSFW cards on Etsy. I’ll skip them for this post, but hey, just do a search for “Valentine’s cards” and you’ll find them. Also, Valentine’s Day cards involving fart jokes are a thing.
Here are my favorite absolutely Safe For Work, fart-free cards to pick up for your special one in time for Valentine’s Day.
This made me laugh out loud… which is admittedly not hard to do – I like laughing a lot. This is not the only card with this saying on it, but I like the simplicity of the text design and the distressed red font.
As a child of the 80s this is definitely the card for me. I remember when Twin Peaks first came out; my mom and I would be glued to the television each week, ready to have our minds blown. David Lynch does not disappoint. Alas, this card would be meaningless to my husband, but I’d sure be happy to receive it!
You’ll find hundreds of cat themed cards on Etsy, but I like the understated nature of this one. The art is simple and adorable without being cutesy.
Did you binge watch both seasons of Stranger Things like I did? This card is the best, but I do admit I think it would have more impact if it didn’t have “You’re an eleven” at the bottom – just the picture is a good enough punch line.